Saturday, Juliet & I took our Groupon (if you're not signed up - do it, they have good deals on stuff we actually use) to the Family Fun Center. Juliet loves this place. She could hardly wait to get there.
First she did this...
And manage to jump pretty darn high!
She loves this contraption.
There was a point in her young life that she didn't weigh enough to partake in this bouncing craziness - there were many tears over that.
Next we both went on this swing. Juliet & I both love "Roasta Coasters" but this was a little crazy. She has never held my hand so tight!
Then Bumper Boats and Go-Karts
This first time we took Juliet on a go-kart was a few years ago and she cried the entire time. The teenage kid running the operation would not allow me to stop early. I was super irritated. Thankfully, the baby was not forever scarred as this time she cheered from the passenger seat for me to "Faster Mommy, go faster!" Little Speed Demon.
Juliet and I had a great time playing outside, and even played a few games inside to earn tickets so Juliet could go to the Goldmine of Cheap Trinkets that kids her age this of as GOLD. She came away with a Bear pencil, a parachuting alien, and two sticky green frogs. Yippee.
Now, as I've stated before, Juliet & I both LOVE roller coasters. Not your average love. Like there isn't much I'd rather do than get strapped in, flipped around, flung towards the ground, and back up again. We're both ride-with-your-hands-in-the-air, must-sit-in-the-front-spot, lets-do-it-again kind of roller coaster riding girls. Two of a kind.
As we're leaving, with Juliet goodies in hand, I spot a 3-D roller coaster simulator. I've seen it operated from the outside. It is on hydraulics. Flips & spins, the whole nine yards.
Knowing that we still have "credits" on our play card, I ask Juliet is she wants to try it.
Yes, of course she does.
So the guy swipes our card, straps us in and asks Juliet if she wants to do Ice Land or Asteroid World.
She picks the ice one.
I'm excited.
This is going to be a blast.
He shows us where the emergency "stop" button is.
The dude closes us in, our own personal roller coaster pod seals and the screen in front of us comes to life.
It took about 5 seconds for me to realize that it was going to take serious effort for me not to puke all over this stomach gurgling, yak inducing pod as it spins ans shoots us all over Ice Land. And that the flips this pod and my tummy are making will propel my vomit all over my dear, sweet daughter. Ugh.
Close your eyes Adrianne.
While trying to shut out the world until this nightmare is over, I can hear Juliet hooting & hollering, she is LOVING this. So I hold on tight and try to convince myself not to push the lovely stop button. I don't want to ruin all her fun.
It ends. I haven't puked, but I'm sweating. Yes, it was THAT close.
Pretty sure the dude knew I didn't feel well, he got my purse for me. Nice kid.
Except he didn't warn me. Jeez.